Cruise!!! (Part 2)

The boat basically was like Vegas. Everything had so much detail and was so fancy. Also smelt like cigarettes and alcohol.. joy...

This here is our center piece we decorated ourselves. This here is symbolism that we didn't go anywhere without our walkie talkies and room cards. We needed our cards to get on and off our boat, to get in our rooms, and to buy stuff if we wanted on the boat. We couldn't live without the walkie talkies because they replaced our phones. We didn't get cell service and couldn't use our phones unless we were in Alaska. It was really hard going without phones. And now it's weird going places without needing my room card.

There were dances every  night but they were lame! I was so disappointed! We were the only college aged people on the boat. There might have been like five more but the old people out numbered us big time.

This is the new shirt I bought for the cruise :) I love it! It has a quote on the front that says "I don't know who invented high heels but all women owe him a lot!" yup... definitely was a t shirt made specifically for me!

We went and were exploring the boat after dinner. Here we were officially going through Canada. 

Here is Katie, Jenica, and Sam and Dan Force.

 Looks like Vegas I'm telling you...

This would be no wanna be Vegas boat without an Elton John impersonator. This guy was hilarious!

Our feet hurt from walking in heels all night so we decided to relax and soak our feet in the hot tub for a while. Also this is the pool that was inside the boat. It was amazing!

We played a game of Ping Pong and things got a little crazy and we broke the light... Luckily it was fixed before anyone could even notice :) That is what Sam gets for being like 6'5".

Cruise!!! On our way to Alaska! (Part 1)

Now is the moment you've all been waiting for.... pictures from my cruise!!!! I had the best time and I'm very excited to share then all with everyone!

Our first stop was in Jerome Idaho. I didn't know there was a city named Jerome reminds me of a boy who had a crush on Molly when we went to  Northwest... ah.... the good ol days....

We kinda had to stop at this gas station. As you can see it's called the "Stinker Station". Hence the we HAD to stop here. Also made it so I HAD to buy a souvenir only to take a picture with it and throw it away :)

There is  me and Katie May, then below Trent and Jenica. We rode up to Washington in the truck. aka the cool car. aka the car with safe drivers... cough cough... I didn't really say that... lets just put it this way. We saw lots of swerving action in front of us on our way. Later someone who will remain anonymous, said some couple.... was having a serious conversation while the male in the couple was driving. So male in the couple kept looking at the road then at woman... at the road and back at woman constantly. Which would explain the swerving. 

Here is my bed. In some ways I'm offended. It's like they've underestimated my intelligence to know where to put my luggage...

Here was the sign above our toilet. My favorite part of this sign is "do not flush while seated". Later we found out you can get sucked in the toilet if you do so and they have to call a plumber to get you out if this happens. Now that would be a bad day!

This is for you Dad!

Pay the rent!

But I can't pay the rent!

Pay the rent!

But I can't pay the rent!

I'll pay the rent

My Hero!

Curses! Foiled again!

New World Record.

Yes ladies and gentlemen. I found the smallest skittle in the world. No Phil and Molly it is not a giraffe or deer dropping!

When I grow up I want to be a DJ

This past week I got to DJ my wards barn dance. It's a dance that they have every year at this barn where we go have fun and dance. Unfortunately they all wanted country music which I'm not a big fan of. But I still played hip hop anyways :) I don't think they minded too much.I had Laura come help me and be in charge of the country music.

I managed to offend one person. I thought I would get into trouble for a hip hop song because usually country songs are good songs. There aren't very many vulgar inappropriate country songs. I even read all the lyrics to the hip hop songs to make sure they were ok. Someone requested Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy by Big & Rich so I played it. Everyone went out and started doing a line dance and were singing along to it. Except for one person. She'll remain anonymous. Anonymous came up to me and told me this song was so inappropriate and she couldn't believe I would play it. She even wagged her finger at me. I haven't had anyone wag their finger at me since I was in 6th grade! So she left then came back for more when the song ended. She told me that she didn't come to be "accosted of Satan"! She said some other things too but I don't remember what she said because I was busy thinking about what "accosted" meant. Here's what it means:

accostedpast participle, past tense of ac·cost (Verb)

1. Approach and address (someone) boldly or aggressively.

2. Approach (someone) with hostility or harmful intent.

Apparently I work for the Devil. So beware.She even told the Bishop on me. All I have to say is, I'm sorry. But seriously woman! Chill out!!! My roommates Jill and AnnaLynne were there with me. They couldn't believe she'd freak out either. It's just a song.

As you can see not very many people showed but we still had a blast. Not a bad turnout.

Oh and I'm going to be mean. But I think my favorite part of the dance is when Anonymous sort of fell through the floor. One of the boards sort of gave out, she did a lift with a guy came down and the board broke and she went down. Pretty funny not gonna lie... happened right in front of me :) Justice comes quickly my friends! 

This is my good friend Sarah Vassar. 

This here is the backside of the cutest couple you'll ever see. Their names are Ruth and Randy. Both on the nerdy side but they fit each other so perfectly! If they don't end up getting married I give up on love.

 Me and Laura wanted something to munch on she wanted carrots, I wanted chips, they were out of chips so I ate carrots with Laura. :) They were yummy and she even found one that looked like a boot!

AnnaLynne tore her ACL and had to have surgery. She's still on crutches but that didn't stop her from dancing. This guy asked her to dance. I thought this was so cute! We all had so much fun! I loved DJing! (even if they all wanted country music...) It was still fun :)

Peace out everyone. Til next time <3 / The future DJ in the pink boots. 

(hmmm... Probably will need to come up with a better name... but it works for now :) )

I'm officially an owner of a passport :)

I am one step closer to going on my cruise to Alaska! Turns out we needed a passport to go through Canada. Two weeks and 2 days til I will be leaving!

I now have the hair to match my pink boots!

Last night I decided to switch it up and dye the streak in my hair pink!!! This is the last time I'm going to do something funky with my hair and this time it won't last very long. It's the kind of dye where it washes out. So I won't look like I got attacked by Barbie for long!
<3 / That girl in the pink boots!